It’s Twitter Plays CLXXXVI! And before we start, we got this fantastic tweet:
So, this week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features GIBBERISH. Or, as @BostonCourtput it: “so basically you’re asking us to just tweet.”
Here are your plays starting with @HeidiHandelsmanand the woes of psychic dating.
1: Nonsense, I say! 2: Try hairshirt. And Velcro. 1: Don’t let them know. 2: Mustard, and fulcrum. 1: (whisper) See to it.
MITTENS: When I’m elected president …
Moderator: Afghanistan position? Mitt: I love rugs. I keep them in binders. Fire rug teachers! Too much love makes the baby go blind.
You: différance, difference, différance, difference Me: supplement
Codger: fund socks diff diff dickcissel disks whir civil? Coco: nc coded click skip sox SOS vids. Sick Cossack.
A: What the hell happened to you? What’s the matter? B: budamuhbudamuhzzz A: Jesus you look shellshocked. B: mrrrhrrrhrrrhurtsz!!
2 from @mightytoycannon:
A: What’s your plan? B: I have a 5 point plan: 1) Glert; 2) Blarf; 3) Kazzang; 4) Biffle; & 5) Zerg. A: Makes no sense. B: So?
A: Why are you sad? B: Hnng. A: Can I help? B: Unngha. A: Okay, I’m leaving then. B: Wait! A: What? B: Nrrrf.