Twitter Plays, part CCII
It’s Twitter Plays CCII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a STATUE.
Here are your plays starting with @DonnettaLavinia and my biography.
A: It’s finally done. B: What is it? A: Alton Brown made from mashed potatoes. B: I only asked you to make me a sandwich. #tp202— Jason A. Milner (@checkypantz) March 5, 2013
#tp202: (couple in Vegas) A: Vegas? This looks like Statue City… (both see MiniLiberty @ NYNY Hotel) B: Yup, you right. A: Mini Liberty…— Fernando Contreras (@omgitzfern) March 5, 2013
Twitter plays, part CXCV
It’s Twitter Plays CXCV! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a FARMER.
Here are your plays starting with @RedJakiBlue and a hi-ho-a-derry-o, indeed.
A wife looks out the window. Her husband sways gently to the music from his headphones. The wife sighs. The farmer’s in Adele. #Tp195— jakisbrain (@RedJakiBlue) January 15, 2013
FARMER: My mom thinks I need to expand my social circle. COW: Moo.FARMER: That’s what I told her! She just doesn’t understand… #tp195— Katie Krueger (@KatieTheActor) January 16, 2013
FARMER picks up shovel, looks at the earth & digs down deep. He finds a record. He climbs out, holds it 2his ear, smiles then dances. #tp195— chandra thomas (@truechandra) January 15, 2013
@nyneofuturists A: Twerp Merp Slerp! B: Woah! You an Alien?A: Boop Sloop Shmoop!A: Oh Jeez. Hold on.. Farmer Joe! We’ve got another one!— Bella Poynton (@BellaPoynton) January 15, 2013
@nyneofuturists “There’s a hole in the bucket dear Liza dear Liza there’s a hole in the bucket dear Liza a hole” (Liza shoots Henry) THE END— Laurel D (@Levianity) January 15, 2013
F: Look at this here corn! What a great crop this season. A: It’s an EAR of corn. F: What? I can’t hear you. A: Here. It’s an ear.#tp195— lex(@lex6m) January 15, 2013
Farmer at a strip club. Bouncer: Get out of here! Farmer: Those ladies need to be milked! #tp195— Xchel (@Xchelm) January 15, 2013
Twitter plays, part CXCIV
It’s Twitter Plays CXCIV! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features an ALLIGATOR.
Here are your plays starting with @rebeca who pretty much gets me.
And that… is our ender for this week!
Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.
Twitter plays, part CXCIII
It’s Twitter Plays CXCIII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features YODELING.
Here are your plays starting with @Jah_Schwa who… well… nails it, I think.
BOYFRIEND: Honey, it’s time I met your parents. GIRLFRIEND: You want to meet my old man? BOYFRIEND: Sure, and YOUR OLD LADY, TOOOOO!#tp193— Jah Schwa (@Jah_Schwa) December 18, 2012
A: Switzerland! Yodel eh hee—!B: I came for the chocolate. YOU obviously came to get yourself thrown off a mountain. #tp193— Heather Morrow (@theatrejunkiehm) December 19, 2012
@nyneofuturists A: What are you doing with that creamy spiral of chocolate cake? B: It’s a Yodel. I’m unrolling it. That’s how I eat them.— Kathleen Warnock (@kwarnockny) December 18, 2012
Twitter plays, part CXCII
It’s Twitter Plays CXCII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that takes place in a CASINO.
Here are your plays starting with @AtticScripts and a lucky lucky day.
#tp192 (Lights on slot machine called “Trap Door”. MAN enters, pulls lever. Sirens, bells, he won! Trap door opens. He falls. Silence. Bows)— Jeremy Gable (@Jeremy_Gable) December 11, 2012
@nyneofuturists 1: Please! Let me out of this slot machine! I’m hungry and cranky! I don’t like it in here. 2: Nope. You’re the grand prize.— Jen D. (@thejenerald) December 11, 2012
@nyneofuturists A: I know when to hold ‘em. B: I know when to fold ‘em. A: I know when to walk away. B: I know when to…(A shoots B). BANG!— Kathleen Warnock (@kwarnockny) December 11, 2012