Twitter plays, part CLXVIII

It’s Twitter Plays CLXVIII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a JUDGE.

Here are your plays starting with @DrSomething and what I wish Prometheushad been about instead.

@DrSomething:
Bad McAss: Some fear judgment, but for me [puts on robe] every day is judgment day! [clobbers goons w/ gavel]

@jadeshade:
COURTROOM. The JUDGE grips his head, intensely debating his decision’s implications. 1000000830000060000400030600007700 minutes pass.

@mightytoycannon:
A: I don’t want to judge… B: Then don’t. A: I’m NOT, I just think that … B: Stop it. A: I hold you in contempt. B: There you go.

@dloehr:
(Enter Mike Judge, dressed as Judge Dredd.) Mike: Wapner? WAPNER? Bailiff: He’s off the docket. Mike: Damn.

@DIYhotMess:
Judge-“Do u understand that u swore 2tell the truth&what will happen if ur not truthful?” Witness-“Sure, my side will win”

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