Twitter plays, part CLXVII

It’s Twitter Plays CLXVII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play in which something FALLS FROM THE SKY.

Here are your plays starting with @rick_baer and my greatest NYC fear.

@rick_baer:
Man: “Boy, this window A/C unit is heavy.” Woman: “Yeah, hope I can keep a grip on… Uh oh.”

@Babelwright:
(TIME falls from the sky and breaks open on the ground like an egg.) JAN: There. Now are you happy? SAL: No, but I will be. 

@MrYustin:
The meteorite landed in the park. A friend of mine keeps it in his loft. We all bask in its glow holding hands. Now we have powers.

@mopula1:
CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling! CHICKEN HAWK: U r 1 sick delusional fuck.That shit never gonna happen CL: Metaphorically, asshole

@ifaust:
100s die in a tragic “fail whale” accident. Gov’t pressures Twitter to replace physical whale with metaphorical one.

@iambunnybee:
I want to skydive, but afraid I’ll keep falling; endless blue plummet.

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