Twitter plays, part CLXXXIV
It’s Twitter Plays CLXXXIV! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that takes place IN THE FUTURE.
Here are your plays starting with @DrSomething who needs to give the time machine a little more gas.
A (exits time machine, sees B in shiny space suit):How far into the future did I travel? B:Halloween.You probably have library fines.
2 from @ThatsDaveWithaD:
Jeff: Back in my day MTV used to actually air Reality Shows. Grandson: Wow! Why are they playing music now?
Me: I love watching these science programs on TLC. Son: Yeah, all the cool kids at school love TLC’s science stuff
“SIRI, PLEASE! IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!” “I found 12 funeral home links for you.” “WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!”
Boy: Dad, were you alive when Twitter was a thing? Future Me: Yes. B: You’re old! FM: My life is now about embarrassing you. Happy?
Max: Its almost 1:30. Zax: Uh oh, only 10 minutes to appease our burrito overlords. Max: Lets have our mandatory Boloco burritos now.
2 from @BeccaPiano:
BPiano: D’oh! Forgot to do 1-tweet play. Too late! Mxbk: zzipqueegle bemble bleeg. BP: OF COURSE! *travels back 24 hrs to tweet this*
THX: Wow.There once were BANKS! & RESTAURANTS! And pets & stuff. 1138: Yeh,the Mayans were 4 weeks off. Dec21? Naw. RomneyDay:Jan 20.
Burdo Burdo Burdo Burdo Burdo open the pod bay doors Burdo
Wib: Hey, what day is it? Len: Thursday October 11th 2012, why? Wib: Just wondering.
Frtz: the wiggles split the wift! Moh: no speech to over set the shomps. Tzy: what think you English works right now?
Patient: I can live forever? Dr.: Yes. P: I wonder if I ever actually started. D: (Consults chart.) I don’t have a pill for that.
McFLY: What are we doing back here? DOC: Beats me!
Boy: I saw it! Girl: liar! infin’ you did what it look like then? Boy: metal maybe. Wires… Girl: imma look in it. Boy: and mama.
Pig: I have traveled to the future where pigs can talk! Horse: And horses, too! Pig: I will never go back to the past. Horse: Never!
DAD/Have you seen this oxygen bill? MOM/Talk to your son, all day he’s out breathing with his friends. SON/You’re suffocating me!
“It’s October 10th,2012 I traveled twenty-five years into the future! What do you mean you don’t have flying cars yet?
2 from @mightytoycannon:
A: What are you doing? B: Writing a Twitterplay. A: But it’s already Wednesday. B: This is for next week. A: You’re blowing my mind.
A: I waited in line for 18 hours, but I finally got one! B: The new iPhone38? A: Better than that. A soup bone!
Marie enters: “I haven’t been this happy since Hilary Clinton was President”. Marie slams glow-in-the-dark tequila. Exeunt omnes.
A: Atmosphere diving tomorrow-you in? B: Can’t, got a date. A: Missin’ out bro, as usual.
CUBS FAN: 1 pitch away from our first World Series since 1908! (Martian laser bomb blows up field, light down) END.
A: What time is it? B: Shh! Dancing with the Stars just started! (long pause) A: I think I want a divorce.
AL: The Future’s arrived! BUDDHA: no, it is Now AL: Yeah, the Future’s now! BUDDHA: The future is imagined & doesn’t exist AL: S’wha?
a:in the past before i skated there was a field where now is a skatepark b:let’s hit it tomorrow a: ok, later b: later
1: I’m Future You, here to get you to avoid grave mistakes. 2: Alright. What did I do that was a mistake? 1: Everything. 2: Hang on.
Chris at computer. Hits “Tweet” and sits back in his chair. “Ah yes, another clever, well-written Twitterplay.” Lights up cigar.
Absolutely! And that is our ender for this week!
Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.