Twitter plays, part CLXXXIII
It’s Twitter Plays CLXXXIII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that takes place in ATLANTIS.
Here are your plays starting with @thebaronessa and a very special stove.
POSEIDON: Who left the stove on? NYMPH: The phone rang! POSEIDON: You could’ve burned the conch down! NYMPH:Don’t be so “greek drama”
COUPLE IN HOTEL BED A: A vacation was a great idea. Lets hit the spa. B: Sure THEY PUT ON SCUBA GEAR SWIM TO LOBBY
Ext. ATLANTIS (underwater) Tourist: Glub? Tourist 2: Glub! Tourist: Glub. *panicky* glubglubglub! Chorus of Mer-People: Hahahahaha!
J: Seems like a great day for lust and debauchery. A: Yeah let’s go sodomize some fish… OH GOD NOOOO! (The sea swallows them whole)
Ray: This Burrito is soggy! Jay: Yeah, let’s go on land for some better ones. Ray: Good thing Atlantis is in the Boston Harbor!
Devin: Bluurrrrggghhhhhgurglleleeegggg. Amy: Blrrrrwhat!?
Devil: I’m ready for tomorrow. Magic Undies: What’s tomorrow? Devil: I get to be Mitt’s morals. M.U.: I’ll be moist tomorrow.
WIFE/Everybody thinks we were so great. HUSBAND/Everybody thinks a single event destroyed us. W/Were we even real? H/I can’t breathe.
UNDERWATER M1: ee oun he os ciy of alanis! M2 SHRUGS M1: oook! ak! M2 SHRUGS M1: ak! ak! ak! SHARK EATS M2
“Surf’s up Atlantean dudes!” “YEAH!!! WHOOOO!” “Whoa…That wave’s a little big.” “…Via con dios bro. Via con dios.”
Poseidon: And so I gaze upon the land/And rightly do not know/But yet I raise my hand/To drown it far below
Girl: “I wish I had a really popular blog.”
“Atlantis West certainly is lovely this time of year.” “They say that in its dry days, the natives called it Florida.” “How quaint.”
EXPLORER: At last, I stand in the lost city of Atlantis! Soon the whole world will know the true- (She’s eaten by giant fish.) END.
A: Flipper, whassup? Flipper: Eeeennhhh weennkh quoooor A: No f*ckn way!! When? Flipper: Fllrrrnnnhh! A: How? F: Fleeennghhh Knnnooor
Saleswoman: Hello, can I interest you in an umbrella? Mermaid: No. Not really. I’m underwater. SW: I know that, but what if it rains?
[cast of WALKING DEAD arrive]CARL:Can you direct us to the CDC? ATLANTEAN:This is AtlanTIS,not AtlanTA! Are you using Apple Maps?!
MANHATTAN: What the hell? How’d I wind up at the bottom of the ocean? ATLANTIS: Shit, there goes the neighborhood. *merpeople weep*
Atlantean to politician: “What will you do about rising sea levels?” P: “It’s a hoax by Greek climate-change philosophers! Tax cuts!”
Wik: I feel soppy my undergoopers got tha water madness Jkl: cant even play the mandolin Hab: oh unspeakable fate to be drowned thus
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… yes…. And that is our ender for this week!
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