Sadly, this is an argument.

Sadly, this is an argument. 
(c)2010 roberta colindrez

Neo 1: The debate fires on in this country as people across America- most of whom have never ever once in their lives stepped foot in New York City- question the Islamic cultural center which includes a prayer room that is set to be built somewhere kind-of near ground zero. 
Neo 2 enters in a fury, demanding answers. 
Neo 2: What the hell? You mean you wanna build a fucking mosque for the muslims?? On ground zero??? 
Neo 1: It’s the old Burlington Coat Factory. At 45 Park Place. 
Neo 2: It’s on hallowed ground. Are you even American?? 
Neo 1: Yes. 
All neos come onstage. they line up and say the following as a list- sharply and progressively quicker. 
Neo 3: AT&T device support center 
Neo 4: emigrant savings bank 
Neo 5: golden place inc. jewelry 
Neo 6: remix 
Neo 1: off-track betting 
Neo 3: de janeiro ladies’ clothing 
Neo 4: tent trails 
Neo 5: mitchell’s place fine jewelry 
Neo 6: sunny’s deli 
Neo 1: best of the best deli 
Neo 3: little italy pizza 
Neo 4: subway/dunkin’ donuts 
Neo 5: duane reade 
Neo 6: bits bites and baguettes 
Neo 1: oxfield cohen pc 
Neo 3: amish market 
Neo 4: equinox 
Neo 5: lily o’brien’s restaurant 
Neo 6: New York dolls gentleman’s club 
Neo 1: Tag pictures 
Neo 3: palermo pizza 
Neo 4: the bigger place 
Neo 5: corner gourmet 2 
Neo 6: babesta 
Neo 1: mangez avec moi 
Neo 3: frank’s shoe repair 
Neo 4: frankly wines 
Neo 5: spring body work 
Neo 6: bangal curry 2 
Neo 1: the little place mexican american restaurant 
Neo 3: mysterious book shop 
Neo 4: 7/11 
Neo 5: sleepy’s 
Neo 6: Janovic paint and decorating 
Neo 1: stops and looks at neo 2 Sorry… did you say hallowed ground? 
Neo 2: fuck you. 

curtain.