Twitter Plays, part CLXXIX

It’s Twitter Plays CLXXIX! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a LARGE CROWD.

Here are your plays starting with @YangHoff, who seems all set for tonight’s start to the NFL season. (Go Giants! That’s a team in NY, right?)

@YangHoff:
{Indy/Colts Game Day/A Crowd} F1: Go Colts! F2:Go Blue! JimIrsay: (Incoherantly Tweeting) PatsFan: Go Broncos! (Death of Pats Fan)

@lex6m:
Me: Wow! What a huge crowd at this [insert NYC venue] show. I now know more than I ever wanted to about the back of the human knee!!

@spencer_tew:
Ma: I could scream so loud that nobody could hear me. In: WHAT?! Ma: Nobody would ever know (pulls out gun) In: NO! (Ma shoots blind)

@dlburmester:
1,000 Flamingos. A gunshot. The flamingos fly away and reveal a woman. She: You found me. Voice: I did. She: Fine. I’ll marry you.

@mightytoycannon:
Crowd moving randomly on stage. A: What’s going on? B: We’re protesting the lack of leadership. A: How’s it going? B: You tell me.

@FleetwoodMac11:
Marjorie walked into the cantina, certain that the language barrier & strange local customs would isolate her.She was wrong.

@MaribethMonroe:
The baseball careens towards thecrowd.John whispers,”I love you”.But with a thud to his temple,he never hears Mary’s reply.

@IAMLarryPowell:
Needed space in my Empire State of Mind when a guy who was Out of his mind thrust me into an eternal state of Mindlessness.

@BethOnePage:
(Lights up on Displaced Person Camp, Pop 200,000.) KID 1: Does anyone care we’re here? KID 2: Nope.

@bolocoharvard:
Sam: I can barely hear you with all these people around! Pam: What?! Sam: Let’s get out of here! Pam: Yeah! How about Boloco?!

@cutbackdropturn:
L (in a large, noisy crowd): I keep following you, but it’s hard keeping up in this noisy mass of people. M: What? L: What?

@thebaronessa:
REPUBS: We are going to fight for our right to party! STORM: I’m in charge. This ain’t no democracy. REPUBS: This might be irony.

2 from @BoomboxMolly:
Loud concert.Crowd faces upstage.Lights on 2 ppl gazing @each other thru pulsing crowd.Hypnotic music overtakes scene.They reach out.
&
Man searches frantically thru a huge/loud crowd.He is yelling/can’t hear him.White light appears above.All stops.He says,”Found you!”

@terrierlogic:
-A raise? No, I am broke w. 2 babies to feed! –OK –My baby Danny is the best, he loves fois gras, how cute is …oops, 500 witnesses

@iammrbubs:
As the snowstorm subsides, Cthulhu sees a large crowd form to give him praise. And in a fiery blaze, he makes them his snack.

And sheer terror from Cthulhu is our ender for this week!

Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.

And you can check out previous Twitter Plays here: Favorites at Twitter.