Twitter plays, part CLXXVII

It’s Twitter Plays CLXXVII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that takes place in a SNOWSTORM.

Here are your plays starting with @sylliebee and a basic lesson in meteorology.

@sylliebee:
[snowing]A: I love snow! B:When I was 5 my sis told me it was God’s dandruff. A:[laugh]Gross! [A&B exit]GOD:Ha! [scratching noises]

@cutbackdropturn:
Jim: I feel lost. Mom: You made a mistake. Jim: It’s the snow; I’m blind to my past. Mom: Cut the introspection and help me shovel.

@KaitBurrier:
A: Will we ever escape this storm? B: Only when the kid stops shaking the globe. A: “Happy Holidays” my— (Globe shakes) BOTH: Brrr!!

@Markenstern:
(Blizzard. Groundhog blinds self) G: I’ll never see my shadow again! Winter will last forever!! …Or does that mean spring?

@lex6m:
L: What was I thinking taking the Sawmill? This road can’t handle a white out! Guess I’m f*cked. [Turns up Miles, lights cigarette]

@eekshecried:
Cello overture. A woman stands alone. Snow. She raises her hands, palms up. Eyes follow. The snow falls & falls until she is covered.

@CameronECClarke:
GOGO: Okay, now it’s snowing. My boots have holes in them. For real, let’s go. DIDI: Okay. [They don’t move. End of play.]

2 from @jeremyteresa:
MAN enters SM ELEVATOR w LG BAG. Hits “97th fl.” Extracts & places 5 KEYBOARDS along walls. Sprawls; plays “Hazy Shade of Winter”
&
(2 STRANDED ARTISTS outside a CLOSED DELI during a BLIZZARD) A:Rip that garbage bag opn&shield me. B:Weave me a foil& plstc hat?

@iammrbubs:
In the Desert of the Real, near Atlantis, a Snowstorm arrives. Cthulhu: This is a cliche. Ghost of Satan: That’s what she— *dies*

@daweesa:
journey. Ambition. Avalanche. Silence.

@jaydenat:
Lightning. The white haired mutant meets the gaze of Canada’s most favorite 90s rapper. Trance music plays. They discuss adoption.

@thebaronessa:
PENN: Am I the Falcon or the Snowman? HUTTON: The drug guy. PENN: Why do I always have to be the drug guy? BOWIE: This is America

@fakeadamcecil:
M: Do we have any hot chocolate? F: Make it yourself. M: I don’t want it anyway. *the wind blows* 

@mightytoycannon:
A: So cold and harsh. All I see is white. B: It’s a helluva snowstorm. A: Snowstorm? I’m talking about the GOP Convention.

@BethOnePage:
(In snowstorm, WOMAN stands w/shovel): 2shovel or not 2shovel? That is the questi- (BAM- she’s hit by passing PLOW)

@jamse:
(two men in parkas looking up. bare stage. beat) A: looks like snow. (beat. three feet of snow fall in a giant fwhoomp) B: a-yep.

@BananaHamBone:
Naked in a Snowstorm. He say’s. ‘I’m cold’ she says. ‘I can tell” He is ashamed of his tiny appendage. He monologues

@HeatherMeyer2:
JAN: The snowing won’t stop falling! BEN: Nor will the world stop spinning. JAN: This is not the time for poetics, this is Arizona.

@AlfredoTauste:
Monologue:Amazing how this thing comes to me and I can’t do anything, not even move. I’m frozen with fright and grzrzrrzrr blackout

@MyDearMissBank:
brontosaurus: It’s cold. Triceratops (looks up from reading a play) : fuck you, Thornton Wilder, you killed the dinosaurs!

@Markenstern:
(Blizzard. Groundhog blinds self) G: I’ll never see my shadow again! Winter will last forever!! …Or does that mean spring?

@BoomboxMolly:
lights up/snow covered stage/snow still falling/a snowman is SR. MAN sits up (hiding in snow) & chops off snowman head with a sword.

And that… is our ender for this week!

Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.

And you can check out previous Twitter Plays here: Favorites at Twitter.