Twitter plays, part CLXXIII
It’s Twitter Plays CLXXIII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a HUG.
Here are your plays starting with @sissylvester and the existentialist Care Bears.
SNUGGLE BEAR: u need a hug! GRUMPY BEAR: the individual is solely responsible for deriving meaning from life. SNUGGLE: i need a hug!
2 from @Levianity:
A Winter’s Cuddle by William Teddyspeare. [EXIT, PURSUED BY BEAR HUG]
GIRL: I just want someone who will cuddle with me and give me great big bear hugs. BEAR: RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR [mauls her]
Medea hugs Jason. He is poisoned. She takes the kids and moves to America.
(1 & 2 hugging) 1: What’s on your mind? 2: Nothing. (2 turns away from 1.) (a monster descends, eats 1’s heart) 2: I’m sorry
After having snuff the ash, Cthulhu & Satan hugged; then Cthulhu devoured him, for no soul is sweeter than when conflicted.
Mim: How can I win your embrace? Bim: Only ask. Mim: Free? Bim: Love and comfort are not prizes, they shall never be commodified.
Jon: I stopped by Boloco and got 4 mini burritos. Teriyaki, Cajun, Barbecue, and Tikka Masala! Don: Dude! You’re the best! (They Hug)
Jesh: Quick kum at me ramrolf Norp: YOURE ARMS ARENT WIDE ENOUGH! Kelg: slip in and take all the warmth before you leave (group hug)
(1 stands alone onstage. Hugs self) 1: Love is a multi-player game. I just happen to be multi-faceted.
They met online. Talked for months. Knew almost everything about each other. Finally arranged to meet. It was love at first embrace.
OSCAR: No way! ELMO: But dis my whole reason for being. You give Elmo hug! OSCAR: Drop the emo act. You’re an arm wrapped in fur.
ACTOR: The lipsh, the steeth, the stip of the stounge. VOICE COACH: Give us a hug dear. This is gonna be one long night!
(1 hugs 2 tight. 2 struggles.) 1: Shh, shh. 2: GET OFF ME. 1: You panic but then the constriction soothes you. (2 slackens.)
Yep! That is my life. And that is our ender for this week!
Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.
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