Twitter plays, part CLXVIII
It’s Twitter Plays CLXVIII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a JUDGE.
Here are your plays starting with @DrSomething and what I wish Prometheushad been about instead.
Bad McAss: Some fear judgment, but for me [puts on robe] every day is judgment day! [clobbers goons w/ gavel]
COURTROOM. The JUDGE grips his head, intensely debating his decision’s implications. 1000000830000060000400030600007700 minutes pass.
A: I don’t want to judge… B: Then don’t. A: I’m NOT, I just think that … B: Stop it. A: I hold you in contempt. B: There you go.
(Enter Mike Judge, dressed as Judge Dredd.) Mike: Wapner? WAPNER? Bailiff: He’s off the docket. Mike: Damn.
Judge-“Do u understand that u swore 2tell the truth&what will happen if ur not truthful?” Witness-“Sure, my side will win”
A: I dont approve of your lifestyle B: Who died & made you judge? Besides look in the mirror hypocrite A: When u’re right, u’re right
[A judge in a hotel room, her robe beside her. She picks up the phone.] Judge: Room service? I want a burger, and a side of justice.
A: Uh-oh, here comes the Judge. B: You sound like Flip Wilson. A: That’s “here come de judge.” B: That sounds like Geraldine. A: Argh
[ ENTER BAILIFF ] “All rise.” [ ENTER SIMON COWELL ] “Shit’s sake, sit.” KATY PERRY: “I have not copyright infringed.” SC: “Clearly.”
“It doesn’t matter what I have on under this robe, you’re still out of order!”
And that is our ender for this week!
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