Twitter plays, part CLXVII

It’s Twitter Plays CLXVII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play in which something FALLS FROM THE SKY.

Here are your plays starting with @rick_baer and my greatest NYC fear.

@rick_baer:
Man: “Boy, this window A/C unit is heavy.” Woman: “Yeah, hope I can keep a grip on… Uh oh.”

@Babelwright:
(TIME falls from the sky and breaks open on the ground like an egg.) JAN: There. Now are you happy? SAL: No, but I will be. 

@MrYustin:
The meteorite landed in the park. A friend of mine keeps it in his loft. We all bask in its glow holding hands. Now we have powers.

@mopula1:
CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling! CHICKEN HAWK: U r 1 sick delusional fuck.That shit never gonna happen CL: Metaphorically, asshole

@ifaust:
100s die in a tragic “fail whale” accident. Gov’t pressures Twitter to replace physical whale with metaphorical one.

@iambunnybee:
I want to skydive, but afraid I’ll keep falling; endless blue plummet.

@Bflood28:
1.OMG… 2.What? 1.Don’t u see! (points) 2.Is that…(looks down at object)1.YES! 2.Wheredid it come (looks up) oh…

@sissylvester:
A SINGLE DROP OF RAIN falls from the sky, landing on A SUNBATHING HUNK. the RAINDROP smiles as her married friends jealously look on.

@callanstout:
BONK M1: ouch What do you think you’re doing? M2: huh M1: you cant hit people M2: I d- BONK M2: not me M1: (looks up) Damn squirrel

@thebaronessa:
MILTON: Elevator pitch-God drives Satan the Serpent; out of Heaven into the Deep. Paradise Lost. SPIELBERG: Can you get Brangelina?

@jadeshade:
“It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “It’s… Don Draper!” Falling Don stares at ground intently, making moment so intimate that time stops.

@katemickere:
2 hippies in a field. A bird flies over them & poops on HIPPIE 1’s head. HIPPIE1 : What a load of shit, man. HIPPIE 2 lights a joint.

@fynyx:
Mom:do u think $ falls from the sky? Kid:water does so why not paper? M:don’t get fresh K:but aren’t I right? M: hush K:i’m right ;P

@DrSomething:
1: Why don’t the clouds fall out of the sky? *starts raining* 2: They’re falling right now. 1: Oh.

@sylliebee:
A:How will we ever get out of this situation?! [GOD falls from above]G:I have the*SPLAT* B:Well, so much for the Deus Ex Machina.

@Giania:
A: Did it hurt? B: What? A: When you fell out of the sky & into my arms? B: Nothing ever hurts with you. A: You lie but I love you.

@iamchrisbarlow:
A: Was that rain? B: What? A: That! And this! B: Ohhh Tweets! A: Tweets? B: Yeah that’s why they call it “the cloud”

@AtticScripts:
thisisthewaytheworldends thisisthewaytheworldends thisisthewaytheworldends , not with a bang… *BANG* …oh…

And that is our ender for this week!

Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.

And you can check out previous Twitter Plays here: Favorites at Twitter.