Twitter plays, part CLXVI

It’s Twitter Plays CLXVI! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a KNIGHT.

Here are your plays starting with @gideonsean and a PSA to always take proper nail care.

@gideonsean:
Knight : After all my success in love and war, it’s this infected hangnail that’s gonna kill me. (sighs) (dies) (exit)

@lex6m:
A: I’m feeling so down I’m feeling so blue. I don’t know what I’m gonna do. B: Cheer up A! Nothin’ a little Gladys Knight can’t fix!

@sylliebee:
[2joust HORSES meet w/1in suit] SUIT:Two passes,your guy falls in the third. A1:Sugar cubes? S:Blue feedbag. Sh! [enter KNIGHTS]

@WD405:
Knight: I do say, good sir, could you find me a can opener? My swass hath rusted my armor! 

@NickCasalini:
A Knight in shining armor is a Shoeshines worst nightmare.

@mopula1:
Chess tournament. *player moves his knight* PL-1: Checkmate! Good knight! PL-2: Here’s some moonlight for ya Shakespeare *moons PL-1*

@BananaHamBone:
There’s this Knight whose lance won’t stay stiff if you know what I mean. Erectile Dysfunction is not a joke. Call your Doctor

@thebaronessa:
HOFF: Dude! You won’t do a reunion show?! KITT: After this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfWKbrv8r58 I shan’t be seen with the likes of you! HOFF: Snob.

@jadeshade:
Teen King Arthur, in his bedroom, groans struggling to remove a sword from a stone. Arthur’s Mom, on the other side of the door, sad.

@jessejaehoon:
KNIGHT: By God, this is a miracle of science! What happens if I press this buttonaosdgoijiobjobjrtog

@DrSomething:
Knights: We are the knights who tweet “ni!” Twitter-theater Critic: This is derivative garbage!

@mzzlee:
As soon as the knight hit the table, she ran away screaming. (Tarot reader shuffles deck & sits quietly sipping tea). Curtain. #tarot

@WabashArchivist:
The court is quiet. The king sits on a tree stump. “I must make amends to save our country.” A knight gallops by, chopping his head.

@fynyx:
A man kneels in front of the king. He spent most of his life at the barn. He saved the little prince’s life. He stands, as a knight.

@BeccaPiano:
George (TR Knight) in his GA scrubs: How’d I get here! Bree’s Mom from DH (Shirley Knight): Me too! Alien: Here. SLAY THIS DRAGON.

@dloehr:
Guinevere: Yes, I drugged him before I bedded him. Lady in Waiting: Why? Guinevere: I like a hard, dazed knight.

And that is our ender for this week!

Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.

And you can check out previous Twitter Plays here: Favorites at Twitter.