Twitter plays, part CXLII

It’s Twitter Plays CXLII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that takes place in a CAVE or UNDERGROUND.

Here are your plays starting with @coreyallenx and the greatest complaint of the ancients.

@coreyallenx:
Underworld. Hades: They sent the fruit basket you love. Persephone: Where’s the turkey? ! If I see one more goddamn pomegranate…

@mopula1:
Scene: sewer- Tex:The Resistence is getting stronger. Louise:They took freedom of speech&internet- no more. Virginia: We rise again!

@_melky:
G: um. a…cave? B: cool place for our date, ja? G: It’s v dark! B: s’ok here’s a—-AHH!!! (lurches into rocky abyss) G sighs: again? 

@rubencarbajal:
Subway full of BORED COMMUTERS. ENTER MAN w/knife. “Who wants some?!” CAR STOPS. COMMUTERS, nonplussed, move to next car. *True Story

@BarbotRobot:
(2 hipsters in a cave) A:This place is totally underground. B:I hate you. A:You didn’t want to come, but I knew you’d cave. B:Die. 

@LaurenDuca:
“Socrates MOVE. I can’t see the shadows passing on the wall THROUGH you.” “Um…you know none of this is even real, right?”

@bostonturgy:
<glitter, coke, shag> A: What’s with all these bananas, mate? B: It’s that fucking can-o-soup guy. 15 min, my ass. <snorts> *Fin*

@Emperor_norton:
A: Don’t leave the cave! B: I’m tired of starin @ shadows! To the world of truth! A: It’s just a bigger cave outside.

@CDKWDC:
Batcave | Robin: People think I’m gay. Batman: So? R: Doesn’t help wearing tights. B: I know. Takes you too long to get out of them! 

@the_pun_dit:
stalactite: What happens when we grow together? Stalagmite: All the world shall perish. Tite: And if we fail? Mite: The same. (drip)

@thundergiggle:
I did not want to mace anyone at the store but I caved. I did not want to mace anyone at the protest but I …

@neutralinoliza:
BAT: For reals, you leGIT did NOT call me back, loser. WhatEVS, man. OTHER BAT: Dude. For SERious. CRAP reception at home.

@10000th:
” “’ ’ “*`’`’`°,—-—•” “’ ’ “*`’`’`°. ” “’ ’ “*`’`’`° “‰

That says it all. And, it’s our ender for this week.

Again, leave more plays in the comments if we left them out, or direct message us at Twitter: @nyneofuturists.

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