Some people’s faces look bare without a moustache.
Some moustaches look bare without squirrels, too.
It’s Twitter Plays CLXVI! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a KNIGHT.
Here are your plays starting with @gideonsean and a PSA to always take proper nail care.
@gideonsean:
Knight : After all my success in love and war, it’s this infected hangnail that’s gonna kill me. (sighs) (dies) (exit)
@lex6m:
A: I’m feeling so down I’m feeling so blue. I don’t know what I’m gonna do. B: Cheer up A! Nothin’ a little Gladys Knight can’t fix!
@sylliebee:
[2joust HORSES meet w/1in suit] SUIT:Two passes,your guy falls in the third. A1:Sugar cubes? S:Blue feedbag. Sh! [enter KNIGHTS]
@WD405:
Knight: I do say, good sir, could you find me a can opener? My swass hath rusted my armor!
@NickCasalini:
A Knight in shining armor is a Shoeshines worst nightmare.
@mopula1:
Chess tournament. *player moves his knight* PL-1: Checkmate! Good knight! PL-2: Here’s some moonlight for ya Shakespeare *moons PL-1*
Emma is in Too Much Light…
And we have 9, yes 9 new plays for you!!
So you should come into the Kraine this weekend and check out this insanity:
6. CAT PICS CAT PLAYS PLAYS ABOUT CATS CAT ON CATS CATS CATS –by EMMA!
9. Lockdown – by Joey
10. Sweet Pochemuchka Sweet Neo Knows Sweet Power! — by Rob
15. North Carolina, I love you but you’re bringing me down. — by EMMA!
18. Slow diagonal cross with white noise – by Loar
24. You and me in a Woody Allen movie – by Cara
26. An attempt to perform as a one man band with seven of us and very little prior training in harmonica, drum, tambourine, guitar, cymbal or a general agreement of what the song will be – by Cara
27. Blind Date – by Joey
30. There She Is… – by Dylan
That and 21 more—we give you plays and guarantee freshness!!!
It’s Twitter Plays CLXV! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a DEEP BREATH.
Here are your plays starting with @thebaronessa’s ultimate Shakespearean retort.
@thebaronessa:
BARD: You shall live, such virtue hath my pen. Where breath most breathes, even in the mouths of men. LADY: He who smelt it, dealt it
@jilliancs:
VO: Sally takes a breather. [LU on woman taking remarkably deep breath, then another. Sally enters, scoops up B in arms, exits]
@dloehr:
Doctor: Take a deep breath. Patient: [inhales] Doctor: You won’t feel a thing. [snip] Patient: YOU LYING BASTARD!
@LindaInPhoenix:
He: It’s time. She: I know. He: You’re sure? She: Yes. He: Goodbye, my love.
@lex6m:
She stepped on the last ladder rung. Silver & white shadows whipped by just beneath the surface. One last deep breath—she submerged.
Yes this weekend you can catch TWO, Yes 2 Neo-Futurist shows here in NYC… Do it!
GET YOUR TICKETS!!! (click on a show title or go to www.nynf.org)
You are in an open field the last 2 shows at 7pm (Fri & Sat), and itis ”An energetic mash-up of hip-hop, video-game geekery and self-exploration”. (Time Out NY)
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Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind at the regular 10:30 time with 8 new plays and new neo Dylan
Here are the titles for your enjoyment:
We bring you the hiphoperetta and the fresh plays and sprinkle it with love and some smooth dance moves.