September 2011
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Sep 29th
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Twitter plays, part CXXXIII
It’s Twitter Plays CXXXIII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features something BROKEN. Here are your plays, and @newageamazon leads us off with a sing-a-long we can all relate to. @newageamazon: (A lawn at a college. HE sits, playing an acoustic guitar.) Her: Is that guitar broken? Him: No? Her: Keep playing and it will be. @ArmyofWomack: *partynoises as Bride...
Sep 28th
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Sep 26th
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OMAR STANDS ON BLOCK!
© 2006 Jacquelyn Landgraf At GO, Omar, who had been standing on a block, steps down from it. Immediately Jacquelyn and Eevin roll in on the rolly chairs from either side upstage JL: We interrupt whatever you thought this play was going to be to bring you this special Neo News Update EH: I’m Eevin Hartsough, sitting on a rolling chair JL: And I’m Jacquelyn Landgraf, touching my ear...
Sep 26th
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Sep 24th
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“Are there any guns in the show? Secret service wants to know.”
– Rob, after learning a diplomat was coming to the Too Much Light tonight.
Sep 24th
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Sep 22nd
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Your Weekend Starts Now - NY1.com →
Hey look it! We’re on TV for The Complete and Condensed Stage Directions of Eugene O’Neill, vol 1.
Sep 22nd
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Twitter plays, part CXXXII
It’s Twitter Plays CXXXII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that takes place at DINNER. Here are your plays, and @Donaldson leads us off with one of the greatest stage directions this side of Eugene O’Neill. @Donaldson: (‘53) MOM: Pass the gravy. KID: We’re having breakfast for dinner. DAD: Son, there’s no need to leave out gravy. (Cue gravy...
Sep 21st
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“[The Neo-Futurists] — brilliant minimalists, all — actually get the plays...”
– Scott Brown, NY Magazine Stage Dive: An Off Broadway Digest — Vulture
Sep 20th
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2 deer 1 cup and a bird: the cycle of abuse...
Erica Livingston © 2008 Blackout. Two pink deer sit on a block. They are lit by the cliplight from above . Neo 1: I have something I need to show you. Neo 2: What is it? Neo 1: I can’t tell you. Neo 2: Why? Neo 1: Because. Neo 2: Because Why? Neo 1: I just can’t. Neo 2: Okay? Neo 1: Just trust me. Neo 2: Okay, I trust you. The cliplight goes out for a beat and then back on. Neo 1: Hold on one...
Sep 19th
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“In this devilishly clever piece, the New York Neo-Futurists, best known for the...”
– Frank Scheck, NY Post ‘The Complete & Condensed Stage Directions of Eugene O’Neill, Volume 1: Early Plays/Lost Plays’ review - NYPOST.com We’ve extended an extra week. Get your tickets here.
Sep 19th
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Sep 16th
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“Ingeniously adapted and flawlessly performed, this is downtown theater at its...”
– Richard Hinojosa, NYTheatre.com The Complete and Condensed Stage Directions of Eugene O’Neill, Volume 1 nytheatre.com Review
Sep 15th
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Random Relevant Social Experiment #4 (Week 1...
In Too Much Light, right now, Rob has a play titled, Random Relevant Social Experiment #4: Report of the death of the phone call is, wherein the performing Neos, present interns, and our Tech God of the week forward all their calls to 1 lucky Neo-Futurist for 24 hours. The idea is to track the number of phone calls we receive to determine whether the phone call is dead. On Friday night, the...
Sep 14th
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Twitter plays, part CXXXI
It’s Twitter Plays CXXXI! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features an UNOPENED BOX/PACKAGE. Here are your plays, but first, let’s all view this fine short film on the subject (link via @starsinjenseyes). @katemickere: A woman sits in a cafe. A disheveled man shuffles in and drops a small box in front of her. She spits out her coffee and cries. ...
Sep 14th
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“…a fun, breezy evening that is both an homage to and a satire of one of...”
– The Complete & Condensed Stage Directions of Eugene O’Neill: Review on TheaterMania.com - 09/13/2011
Sep 13th
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Basic Training Level 1 Workshop →
The last workshop of the year is coming up! Saturdays Oct. 8, 15 & 22 from 12:30-5:30pm  at 440 Studios | 440 Lafayette NYC  Teachers : TBD  You know you want to.
Sep 13th
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“…an impish illustration of how lively entertainment can be created from...”
– The Neos get reviewed in the New York Times, and it’s a good one!  Neo Futurists Present Stage Directions From O’Neill Plays - NYTimes.com
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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10.10.07 (and every other day, really, albeit less...
© Eevin Hartsough  Neo 1: Hey I’ve got a problem with you.  Neo 2: Oh yeah?  Neo 1: Yeah.  Neo 2: What’re you gonna do about it?  Neo 1: Think I’ll solve it with violence.  Neos rumble for longer than is comfortable for them and the audience. This is a real fight/wrestling match/boxing match/whatever. After they stop they return to standing and catch their breath.  Neo 2: Problem solved?  Beat....
Sep 12th
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Twitter plays, part CXXX
It’s Twitter Plays CXXX! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that has a DIFFICULT or IMPOSSIBLE STAGE DIRECTION. Here are your plays, starting with @Donaldson retelling of the Revolutionary War. @Donaldson: GEO.: Martha, my country needs me. MARTHA: Do what you must. (GEO. grows to 30 feet tall.) GEO.: It’s WASHING-TIME! @5357311: Hog: Leaves are falling. Hag: Yes....
Sep 7th
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What I could couldn't could couldn't say to you...
(c) 2009 Dan McCoy Three Neos hold DM above the stage, flat on his back, upside down, head toward the audience. DM has binoculars. DM We should do this more often Or at least we should plan to He finds an audience member with binoculars and focuses on them Your nose is like a ski slope I don’t know how to ski but I’d love to learn I l- No Lowers binoculars, takes a long pause That was...
Sep 5th
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