It’s Twitter Plays CXLII! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that takes place in a CAVE or UNDERGROUND.
Here are your plays starting with @coreyallenx and the greatest complaint of the ancients.
Underworld. Hades: They sent the fruit basket you love. Persephone: Where’s the turkey? ! If I see one more goddamn pomegranate…
Scene: sewer- Tex:The Resistence is getting stronger. Louise:They took freedom of speech&internet- no more. Virginia: We rise again!
G: um. a…cave? B: cool place for our date, ja? G: It’s v dark! B: s’ok here’s a—-AHH!!! (lurches into rocky abyss) G sighs: again?
Subway full of BORED COMMUTERS. ENTER MAN w/knife. “Who wants some?!” CAR STOPS. COMMUTERS, nonplussed, move to next car. *True Story